Teacher: 5 Mein Se 5 Ghatane Par Kitne Bachenge? Pappu: Pata Nahi Madam? Teacher: Aggar Tere Paas 5 Bhature Hein Aur Mein 5 Bhature Tujhse Le Lu To Tere Paas Kya Bachega? Pappu: Chole!!!
Woh Purani Filmon Wale Baap Humein Kyun Nahi Milte Jo Bolte The Ye Raha Blank Cheque Aur Dafa Ho Jao Meri Beti Ki Zindagi Se...!!!
Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta? Chintu: Teachar Ne Mara..! Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!! Chintu: Nahi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!
Rule of boys: Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni, dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..